Practice what you preach. 

Hi there pot. This is kettle. 

They’re shaky cam fight scene filled CGI trash filled with dumb ass poorly written one liners. The impossible to assemble team, goes up against the impossible to catch villain who no one can find but the impossible to assemble team that consists of a bunch of so tough they went underground blockheads. Tyrese is…

How in the F do people stand to watch this garbage? The first movie was edgy and was a little bit of a peek inside the scene - not a super accurate one - but at least they used a bunch of cars from non-actors to fill in. The second and third were total cash grabs and from then on out I didn’t watch a single one after…

They’ll never deliver a single unit. 

According to this website, no one is allowed to like performance crossover vehicles. 

I think one person was talking the cap comparison between Tesla and Ford. Ford is $38B and Tesla is $47B. 

More than likely you’ll be replacing the variable length intake runner control system first, good luck finding the parts. Flood damaged car, not a huge deal if the gremlins have already been worked out. Rear Wiper delete... WTF!?! Don’t even get me started about those doucheflaps behind the rear wheels. Fucking rally…

Black wheels are a gateway drug. Chrome wheels are for when you’re already an addict. 

Congrats to the ten or so people that will buy this. 

Black Wheels Lookin’ Bro. FFS I wish that trend would frickin die already. Nicely executed center stack, but without moving the scree up and out of the dash like other automakers have, they drastically reduce the amount of storage space for small items around the gearshift level. 

What was the amount of the loan? Reason I ask is because for prime or A paper customers such as yourself, most banks encourage the dealership to contract at “buy rate” instead of marking up the buy rate - which it looks like they were doing here - and accept a “flat” commission or origination fee based on the size of…

That’s called a pre-call and it’s only something that happens when the customer is on the same vehicle with the same manufacturer. I have busted many precalls in my day. 

Nicely done. 

I literally laughed out loud here. I mean, what could possibly go wrong? Then I also thought to myself, well, in China people throw female newborns in the trash, so why not let a gaming company and a fake car company team up to kill a few people with this thing. They won’t even notice.

I don’t agree. The longer you’re there, the more time the dealer and salesperson are burning and the salesperson is missing an opportunity. I have a saying “if this takes longer than about 45 minutes it’s because of you, not because of me”

I’m not sticking up for the dealer because this is a bad way to market vehicles, but maybe I can shed some light as to why they said this.

Not exactly. Shooting your application out to a ton of banks is commonly referred to as “shotgunning” in the industry. It’s a bad practice. It looks bad to the customer, it also looks bad to any bank that looks at the application. Any finance manager or director at a dealership should know what banks to send your loan…

Is anyone surprised by Tesla’s decline? A company builds itself around a tax credit system that is completely unsustainable and then starts to decline. SHOCKER.

You’re that guy. I’m surprised you’re not meat waffles.