It's a generalization. Breh.

"Hell ya brah... We'll be all over Twitter and YouTube..."

Guess what dipshit. My dad drove a fucking truck. That doesn't make me a fucking trucker.

I think it's horrible. I never bring my guys anywhere unless the weather is nice or I can leave them in the car with someone. My dogs are my other children.

No I'm the type of person that would never do that to my pets. I would however beat the shit out of some fuckehead for filming me with absolutely no care in the world about the consequences.

The second you'd put your hands on me you'd look for the flash and say hi to your dead grandpa for me.

Your car would be shashed into repeatedly if you did that shit to me. And if pay whatever it took for legal representation to do it ten more times.

It sucks that the guy left the dog in the car. However if someone was following me around like that with a camera I'd have beat that fucking guy filming me like a fuckin drum. Fuck that guy. Call the cops better call a fucking ambulance to pick your ass up. Makes me pissed just thinking about shitheads like that.

I so wanted to see that Mali released on the dipshit that was bowing up. That dog would have had that pussy crying for mommy on the first strike. Then re targeted a few times for the win. K9's will reduce the toughest fuckers on the planet to crying babies in a heartbeat.

Other than something cheap to fuel boosted tuner cars - ETHANOL IS A WORTHLESS FUCKING JOKE FOR YOUR AVERAGE CAR. Ethanol and it's supporters can suck the sweat off my nuts and gooch. 20% savings for 30% less economy... Fuck off.

Pthshhhhthrhhhrrrbbbuuuuddddoooooohhhhgoddamnittttugh.
Excuse me. BRB

Meanwhile Dodge is hard at work with America's tax dollars on a competitive answer to the Colorado.

It looks like the Down syndrome love child of Tow Mater and a GT500. Stupid.

They didn't forget history you dummy. The economy is doing better. People that use these vehicles for work have worked their vehicles as far as they could take them and their trucks - which are their tools - are finally dropping dead. They're buying commercial vehicles as fast as they can because they have the money.

That is actually damned cool.

Cool truck... STUPID NAME. I don't give a shit that it's nostalgic. It's stupid. What the hell was wrong with Typhoon? Why not just call it "Michelle"? I mean when I hear Cheyenne I think of a fat stripper with cellulite that wants me to take her back to the champagne room.
Truck Win... Name FAIL

Money shift at :50

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No... that would just be fucking stupid if it was. The head is in the way and I don't know if there's a big enough bad for me to put over it.

I'm sorry and I don't mean to be a dick but that looks really stupid having that suction cup mount and a phone with a cable hanging down. It would annoy me to have to look around or through that crap in my windshield.