Wait... what... The GM infotainment system sucks too? And so does Infiniti? I'm sorry to say it but I see a pattern here and it might be the people that don't understand how to use them and argue with the system like it can understand you and actually gives a shit when you yell out the wrong commands.

I have wrecked a vehicle, the airbags deployed and I did what a normal human being should do and waited until I thought it was safe, unbuckled, exited my vehicle.

Texas is slowly becoming Florida's big retarded brother.

Well you can't order it anymore but a Speed Yellow GT with black stripes is my fave. I've only seen one with no stripes and it was awesome.

Wow. It only took you almost two and a half months to come up with that? Nice work.

Green, Matte Grey or White. That is the only way I'll take my pasta rocket. At some point I really hope I'm lucky enough to own one of these cars. I just keep watching them skyrocket in terms of price and my income just hasn't followed the same path. These cars are some of the most beautiful supercars to come out of…

crappy storage

What a piece of shit.

I refuse to buy Ethanol blended fuels if I have a choice. I don't really give a shit about helping corn farmers one tankful at a time while causing engine issues.

It totally fucks my two cars up. I start to notice a HUGE change in performance every year about this time in my Cayenne. It just feels sluggish. On the EcoBoost I have as a DD it's a little less significant but I noticed that I started getting mileage down from about 19 to 16.5. Yesterday it was all the way down to…

Ok you crazy bitch... where do I sign?

Do you even donut breh?

Every single time I see this goofy ass car and hear Buick use the word luxury to describe it's all I stop laughing.

If I was a new Honda owner I'd be pissed at the fact that Honda thinks their customers are retards.

Lamborghini is just bringing some crazy limited editions out right now. They're doing it, and they all look awesome. If I had the cash you better believe I'd have this.

Although if you step the trans into sport mode and use the paddle shifters the trans shifts much faster.

Seven you say?

If a person in a hamster costume being either fat or skinny helps you sell your vehicle to your customer... the problem isn't the hamster being fat or skinny it's that your customer is a fucking moron.

Never heard it called that but I have done it unknowingly before.

She never grabs it. That's what I meant.