Remember, he did trademark the money-bag-with-a-dollar-sign image. He sued Teenage Fanclub for Bandwagonesque.

Is a snowball still a thing? Not in a position to google it right now.

Well frak!

Please, clap.

Do you enjoy the suspense of seeing invulnerable CGI characters get in fights?

Holo-Cosell?

Bottom of Barrel Dangerously Overscraped, Experts Warn

I mistook this for "Circus of the Stars". Now, that would really be something.

I thought I had dreamt it and pretty much forgot about it for 15 years.

I know. I can't tell what's real and what's satire anymore.

What a jive turkey.

Was the C-ville show in late 1989 at Max's (next door to Trax)? That's the show I'm talking about!

"Budd don't!"

Cool.

A 12 year old going to Hendrix shows? You had some awesome parents my friend.

All the Sabbath guys are still alive. Barely.

Upvoted for sentiment and "doucheclarinet". That makes a bit more sense than "douchecanoe". It could work.

My company keeps hiring these lad-dad VPs who try to act cool and edgy. They last about 1 year and cost a fortune.

No it's Dio rules, Ozzy drools.

When did you see Elvis?