Thanks for your insight. However there are hundreds of other qualified applicants who didn't act like human garbage and who now have a shot at going to Harvard.

I thought it had the better soundtrack. Queen, Dio, uh…King Kobra.

Over Macho Grande?

I wanna hear more about Jesus Jim.

I was on a family trip in Canada the summer it came out. I remember seeing a poster in a mall with Darth Vader's helmet superimposed on a field of stars (Sky). I asked my dad who that was. "Uh, Skywalker", he said. Nobody knew any of the characters of course, so that made sense. HOW RIGHT HE WAS.

I know you joke, but Doug's a violin and viola maker now:

Doug Yule is still around. I doubt the guy he replaced would invite him.

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
'Cause you're evil
And you lie
And if you should die
I may feel slightly sad
(But I won't cry)

SAAAAIIIIILOR!

But did she have braces or not?

There's the one about the jets being government projected holograms. You can see flaws in the projection from certain angles.

I ask conspiracists how many people would you have to kill to keep this secret? You'd have to kill the assassins too, and the assassins of the assassins. There would be a conga line of people getting shot in the back of the head. Wouldn't that get noticed?

I tend to agree with you. I also think you came up with a great tombstone idea.

He's already started an elect Pence fund. Wait 'till his boss finds out about that.

But Circus of the Stars is still around, right? Scott Baio?

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I just can't stand TE, but I really, really like Never Say Die. And I guess I can't declare TE the worst since I jumped ship after the first two Martin albums and Dehumanizer. I've never heard the last 3 Martin ones. I listened to 13 once and put it away.

My favorite Alex solos are "Analog Kid", "Freewill", and "Kid Gloves"

Careful. You'll unleash the fury.

"Just What I Needed"