Andy Rooney ain't nothing but dust these days.

Tacoma does seem to have more than its share of shocking, infamous crimes.

Hey man, he immortalized Tacoma, WA in the lyrics to Rock 'N Me.

Archers of Loaf vs. Built to Spill?

My main memories:

Pinball Wizard - The Accused

In 1982-82, in my 6th grade class, this cute little kid had a "Revenge of the Jedi" patch on his baseball jacket. We were all in awe of how rare it was. He must have got it from the fan club, and he was really proud of it. We'd spend hours riding BMX bikes together and talking Star Wars. Later on, that kid got real…

Geez. Internet, you should try to be more positive.

Also having "Car s" in the title of your band was just a bridge too far. C'mon man, you never go full cars.

The A.V. Club

Bob Dylan talking to a young boy about Ratt:

Beyond

Hi five!

No umlauts in the future? Lemmy wept.

Morrissey crooning on "Teenagers from Mars" would be amazing.

a bidy-bidy-bidy

It's like poetry…

Me too! High five!

"Just What I Needed" is a goddamn national treasure!

Remember the Pac Man cartoon and how his friends called him that not very nice ethnic slur?