"Morrissey Rides a Cockhorse" exists, but it's terrible.

And the 30 year late response from Off!

Draw? KH married a Beastie Boy. FM does BDSM in public.

Yeah. I was in a total mortality black-hole.

"Proving once again that having lots of pussy makes you popular."

I saw the original version one of the first times I did psychedelics. It did not go well. I think that movie broke my psyche for a while.

Fun hack: We discovered that if you hold down ffwd and reverse together, the machine plays that point in a 1/2 second loop. So, for example, when Luke deploys his lightsaber it looks like he's jackin' it. Timing was essential. It was a pretty cool discovery at 11 years old.

[sound of smoooooth jazz]

But Tony Thomson was playing at the same time from the looks of it; Grateful Dead style. How the hell do you play that type of music (Led Zep) with two drummers?

"Sorry for making a little music that made a few people happy. It won't happen again."

No Def Leppard questions? Lifetime pass for the solos on "Photograph" and "Rock of Ages"!

and a little dog named Snuggles

What's the worst that can happen? Sometimes even bad experiences are enlightening. Do you know what the Butthole Surfers said about regret?

Crazy talk. That never happens.

Any physical trauma? You need to see another doctor ASAP. That's what you came here to hear.

Trying the ol' meet people via getting outdoors and finding shared interests eh? I don't know what this world is coming to.

Numbers 1,2 and 4,5 respectively. Number 3 is kids.

Not believing this is a lull, but something more final. Loss of emotional intimacy.

The Dragon Riders of Porn?

What are some weird ancient relics that are left undiscovered?