Really? Missing persons reports?

Yes! I hit a badger and actually did come off at 60, I was lucky to escape with a broken ankle and a few cracked ribs, but I can’t control that kind of thing, and it’s not worth dying over!

What you’re missing (I assume) is that when you shine it inside the cabin of a plane/helicopter it is refracted and lights up the whole place. I’ll try and fine you a picture.

Oh yes, Midget is getting a heart transplant and the Land Rover is smoking like nothing else. I’m going to pile SO MANY PARTS onto the Landy.

For the past few years I’ve driven straight from Calais to Le Mans on the fastest road we could find. This time I’m taking two cars, one is a Defender and one is an MG Midget. A friend is driving the other car and we’ll be swapping between them and trying to find every single nice road we can.

The bus lanes are usually open at non-peak times, so you may well have been allowed. Or the cameras weren’t maintained properly. There are tow in my (small) town and neither of them are ever maintained.

I sold a car a few months ago and just got a speeding ticket through. The feeling of “Oh for FUCK sake” in my stomach was horrible until I realised it wasn’t for me. In the UK all I have to do is give them the details of the driver (the new owner) and they’ll chase them instead.

No, you pull over, to the SIDE of the road, out of the flow of traffic. It doesn’t matter if it’s stopped or not because it WILL flow again soon, and you need to be paying attention.

Why do you even need to check your phone!! If it’s an emergency they’ll fucking call you, and if you give enough of a fuck you’ll pull over and take the call, otherwise it can wait until you get there!

PARK LIFE.

An Ultima.

With regards to No. 7, Always use the right tools, while it’s fairly good advice, it shouldn’t be a hard-and-fast rule. Often you can make a great alternative for free. When there’s a specific tool for the job, Google to see if there’s an alternative. Two good examples;

In what sense? It looks identical to an Ultima to me. The Ultima has gone through many guises since the 90’s, and with many of them being home-built there’s often many slight variations on them.

Looks like an Ultima GTR to me, designed by Lee Noble, very fast, generally built in kit form.

“Ah they’re all watching me, I’m not sure I can handle the pressure! Don’t fuck this up, don’t fuck this up, don’t fu- ah shit.”

That’s a decent question for an interview, it’s a bit of a different take on it, the gas/maintenance/insurance thing shakes it up a bit!

Exactly! Let’s be a bit original here, let’s shake shit up a little!

If you had X amount of money what car would you buy?

Yeah definitely, loads of people ride them, and you can take them into the track. Bikes are probably the best option to travel around during the race. I’m looking into getting one of the older French motorised bicycles.

Yeah, this year we walked an average of 10 miles per day. I used to wish I could go with my dad when I was a kid, but there’s just SO MUCH WALKING to really enjoy it.