OH SNAP!

Well here in the UK, they will pull you over for bald tyres, so yes, the police will pull you over for having unsafe tyres.

This article isn’t about snow tyres being used in winter, otherwise I’d probably have mentioned that in conjunction with the stretching of tyres.

Them’s the facts, you can’t argue it. If you’re using something in the way it isn’t designed and it’s unsafe then it’s putting yourself and others in danger. That’s not on.

Yes, “Dangerous”.

No no, you’ve got it all wrong, Webber is racing for Porsche!

The classic Mini.

BMW generally don’t get involved in anything to do with the classic Mini if they can help it, to the point of sending numerous cease and desists to clubs/companies using the image of it in their logos.

You never know, they might not succeed, if the Rebels were really serious about stealing those plans they wouldn’t simply send one team to do so.

I liked the series, but I remember that bit and thinking “Aren’t you rich enough to fucking buy one?!” Definitely came off shitty.

I don’t usually like to start my day with an argument, but you’re so wrong. The scrappage scheme did lead to a few perfectly decent classics being taken off the road, but you’re always going to get wankers who don’t think twice about what they’re doing.

I think it’s a relative thing, the US has some pretty arid areas, so you can just leave a car to sit for years and it won’t turn to dust, over here my car rusts while it’s in the garage!

I was working behind a bar once when I had a guy pull my hair (I'm a man and had shoulder length blonde hair) trying to be funny in front of his friends. They'd been giving people shit all evening, but actually touching me - that ain't on.

Yeah? Well, I COMPLETELY missed that.

Why should they be as legislated as guns? I could do as much damage with a lorry as I could with a tank. More so even, as people would generally see a tank coming. Let's not even get started on decommissioned emergency vehicles - they can go almost anywhere in an urban environment!

No more than a lorry.

Wait, what? Literally anyone can buy a tank. Once it's disarmed it's yours to do what you want with. If you want to drive it on the road all you need is the insurance and requisite addition to your drivers license and you're sorted!

Managed to get one sideways once. My mum has a light green convertible that I was borrowing. I was tasked with going out on a beer run, so I drove into town, stopped off at McDonald's listening to Queen on full blast with the roof down (in December in the UK) and parked right next to all the chavs doing the same in…

Correction; "And so a hoarder simply had another excuse!"

Just remembered another.