What words to live by...

I like how they didn't censor his beard, how many people in that street could be rocking a beard like that?!

Probably in shock/completely unaware of the situation.

You'd better step down, motherfucker.

I don't know how anyone can sit there in a suit smiling serenely while this song plays. When I listen to this in the car I have to turn it to full volume and scream along completely out of tune and resist all temptation to let go of the steering wheel and air guitar along to the solo.

Exactly, he completely overstepped the mark whilst acting in an official capacity and as a representative of the TSA. Therefore he did something wrong.

It could also be caused by a tight deadline requiring the best minds.

Even when he's in a position of authority and acting in an official capacity?

Obviously, if they're in the pits then that's probably a Marlboro sponsored team, and I'm not sure you'll be welcome if you run up and just say hi...

I'm going for my stag do, if anyone sees a large group of people walking around in knock off hand painted Marlboro overalls come and say hi!

Nice story and all that, but what I really want to know is where the hell do you find bagpipe CD's?!

I'm going in my MG Midget, just like this one (except I have pimping wire wheels).

I think you probably lose your man card when TMZ comes calling full stop!

My guess is the Beetle's past, being invented by the Nazis etc.

Seven. Seven wrongs make a right.

Schoolboy error there. Only way to solve is to sell the child and buy a ticket to Le Mans!

And me, I'm going for my stag weekend, I'll be staying at Arnage. Can't wait!

I understand, sometimes the fruit hangs so low you can't help but drop kick it in the face and teabag it for posterity.

I think you've missed the point here. The name MINI refers to the BMW version of the car. The name Mini refers to the pre-BMW version of the car, or the classic Mini.

Yeah my dad used to take us out in his old Defender years ago. Nothing particularly outrageous, certainly nothing as extreme as this. All the tracks we drove on were for offroading though.