I get the child endangerment, and I get that he shouldn't have been there without experience/training. Was it illegal to drive down the slope though?

The Ultima doesn't have to be a kit car, it is also provided as a production vehicle. That said, I concede on every other point apart from the Z cars Ultima, because that thing it insane and they definitely did the twin hayabusa thing best.

Firstly, this is essentially an Ultima Sport with a slightly different body design.

I don't understand, how could he sue? Surely he doesn't have a copyright over the design?

You'd be surprised by how often Cracked is wrong.

I'm sorry but this guy's a fucking fool. It's perfectly natural to find other humans attractive, and perfectly natural to fantasise about giving it to them hard in every position our perverted minds can come up with.

I don't see what's funny about this? Isn't this how all advertising is done?

That's the thing, on the one hand, I would assume I was going to get my stuf wet, but on the other I wouldn't assume someone would intentionally spray the wake of a jet ski at me.

Well, it's alright I guess, but it's nothing compared to my Ford Escort/Car Hole combo

Actually we voted last week and our newspaper reviewers are all national representatives now. As a trade for this promotion to new, dizzying, heights they've also taken personal responsibility for every TV show ever made in the UK.

Christ, it took me ages to find this! I couldn't believe no one would have posted it!

I'm a cyclist and a driver and I fucking hate cyclists.

Yeah, I clarified this in my other comment to someone else, I realised that considering her age and the fact that a lot of road maintenance funding comes from council tax, the cyclist probably pays more towards the roads than she does as she's likely to be either a student or living with parents!

They probably would, also they pay council tax, income tax, VAT and numerous other levies and duties. I was pointing out that the girl is terribly uneducated as to where her money goes when she pays car tax. In the UK it's no longer considered road tax as the money isn't spent on the roads (necessarily).

I regularly ride 13 miles along a variety of small town and country roads and I'm fully prepared to 'educate' someone who doesn't give me a decent amount of space when they're travelling at 60mph. Also, the amount of people who overtake round blind corners is PHENOMENAL. I'd say most drivers need more experience of…

There is "no such thing as road tax", is the best way to look at it. Essentially it's vehicle tax, as dependent on the vehicle, you pay a different amount. It used to be called road tax, but they wanted to spend the money elsewhere (probably on all them immygants) so they renamed it and changed how it works.

I'm going for my stag do, I can't wait! It'll be my second time going, we'll be based near Arnage, which is a great place at night.

I want that car.

I was going to buy it but how can I trust someone who can't choose a decent typeface?

I HATE when I spend close to half a million dollars on a luxury car, then start to have problems with it, and then the dealership fixes it with shoddy used parts, forcing me to take a sledgehammer to it in public.