I've been talking with the guy who dragged it out of the garage and by the sounds of it it's too much hassle. I wouldn't take it if he was offering it for free.

Yes, they were used to protect the workers during air raids.

that, that escalated quickly, I shan't lie.

Texting. I was on a ring road doing about 40 when the car in the left lane (only two lanes) swerved into me. Luckily I saw him coming and got out of the way, beeping my horn. I went to overtake to remove myself from the situation to have him do it again. This time I swerved off the road (luckily there was space for…

Oh dude, people with kids in cars getting aggressive, what the fuck is up with that!

As another Brit, I have to say your point of view on the word cunt is quite alien to me. I know many women who use it.

I recently bought some engraving heads for my Dremel to learn how to carve stone/bone etc.

The classic Mini. Hands down. In particular I'd say the classic mini when fitted with the 998cc engine as opposed to the 1275 or 850 versions. The 850 is fun, but lacks power and the 1275 doesn't rev enough. The 998 engine has just enough power to have fun and not enough to risk blowing the engine constantly.

I've met one person who would refuse to drive a Merc, and that's because his father was a slave in one of their factories during the war. His mum got a pension until a few years ago.

I honestly don't have a fucking clue what you're on about.

70%?

We recently had a guy arrested for this in the UK. They upheld the conviction as he was arrested for 'perverting the course of justice'.

I once had some guy in a street cleaner pull off a pavement (sidewalk) in front of my car. Like the maniac I am I beeped the horn and drove off. I parked about 100 metres down the road at my destination to find he'd followed me and was out of his van ready for a fight.

Every now and then I stop, look into the distance and say "Mother of God."

Hahaha, amazing! I really don't get that rule at all!

Sheeeeiiitttt!

The fuel injection is a small plus, but I prefer a carb with electronic ignition, best of both worlds imho, easy tuning and reliability = good times!

Once in an almost empty car park I drove my classic mini in and handbrake turned it into a space. Not quite as impressive as this I admit, as it was a proper size space and there weren't any other cars around.

We did it to a friend's Mini at a party once, he passed out, so we all went outside and carried his car down the road a bit and put it on the other side. We thought it would be hilarious, subtle but noticeable.

Unless you live somewhere warm and dry, stay away from the later Minis. The steel they used on them was apparently thinner/of a lower grade than it should have been and they RUST.