Everyone is out to get you. Everyone else left their house today determined to crash into your car and it's up to you to make sure that doesn't happen.

For my stag do I'm making the trip to LeMans, I can't wait!

But I believe what you said was ignorant and felt that it was super important that I tell you that. I perceive your response as a shallow attempt at making ME feel bad, proving you're a dick.

Actually I got a notification telling me you'd posted.

It really does!

"The landlord was a cop of 30 or so years and set to retire that spring."

This isn't that odd a request. Any house without connected plumbing (cess pit) will likely have signs above the toilets telling you not to flush anything other than loo roll. It really messes up systems. I mean, he's probably being a dick, I don't think he needs to call her constantly, but asking for a sign to be put…

I decided to try sexting my fiancee to see if it would spice thing up a bit. I found myself completely unable to initiate it. I ended up sending her a text saying "U R well fit lol".

Yeah, but that doesn't change anything surely? I mean, he's single, he's not being adulterous, what he does in his private life should surely be his own business?

I personally am 100% with you on the title.

You mention that they kept having mass in Latin. The reason for that was to give themselves power. To ensure that they were the gatekeepers to mankind's salvation. You need to repent to go to heaven, but you can only repent through us!

I personally find it hilarious, the arsehole 17 year old me didn't, but it serves him right for being such a bellend!

I get this when the train goes through the station fast.

It looks like someone's knocked it with their door dude. In my experience people tend to key across more than one panel, often across the doors.

And rear wheel steering!

Why don't non-straight folk who want to have this kind of organisation just make their own? Make another organisation that is inclusive of every type of person, and tell the scouts where to shove it. It wouldn't have the history that this organisation has, but do you really want that history if it's been pitted…

:D Happens to me all the time!

That makes sense. I like this. Why can't everywhere else have that too?

I'm with you on this. I meant on a motorway, where there's three lanes, we're all in the correct lane for passing (here in the UK it's the right hand lane) and there's a bit of congestion up ahead. Then you get the dickheads steaming up the inside trying to be clever. It gets them nowhere and if I was moving across…

Sorry, I missed out the bit where I was on a motorway and I don't actually move into their lane. I'm not enough of a maniac to actually go around pulling in front of people!