Haha, it wasn't, it's quite a large garage, however we did mop the floor and handbrake turn them into position.

DO IT.

I once had four classic minis parked in my garage.

Obviously.

I'd buy it if they made an ST version.

Yeah, that'd be a bit hit and miss, also there's the two Police depots within half an hour - for all your riot van needs!

When I worked in a pub we weren't allowed to drink while we were working. If we were bought a drink we'd have to add it to a list which we could drink after hours/if we came in on our days off. We couldn't pocket the money, but as we all lived near the pub it really helped to kick start our nights out!

Then steal yourself something really special and go out in a blaze of tyre smoke!

For me it would have to be a Defender. There are two Defender specialists within 30 minutes of me, and two army barracks - all of which are FULL of defenders.

"probably because it's not funny and maybe even a little bit racist."

Vascou wasn't saying we're not used to seeing women with short hair, he was saying that women with short hair shouldn't be on TV, and by that virtue are in some way wrong.

I see what you're saying, and I agree, however such a car deserves to be driven hard, harder than I could reasonably/safely drive it.

No, they're driven by men who want that stereotype to be true and don't quite get that it isn't.

I was told when I worked in a jewellers to press my personal alarm (silent, concealed) if it was safe to do so and then do whatever they said, even if that involved helping them fill their bags with dollar signs on them.

Yeah, I went up to visit my sister at uni when I was about 15 and we went round one of their friends houses. They were all sitting around and everyone was sitting with their hands on their laps. You wouldn't have noticed, but they were ALL doing it.

To be honest, even at Cartier there's no need for an armed guard. If a gang come in armed, the guard is just going to get shot in the face. Straight off, no argument, that guard is dead. Then they've already set a precedent that is going to make them a LOT more dangerous.

If the police officer was off duty, then they can't reasonably be referred to as a public servant, surely?

If I owned it I would allow it to be raced, but I doubt I'd drive it myself. I've not really got much in the way of racing experience, so I'd probably drive straight into a wall, but if I had the right driver I'd tell them to drive it til it popped.

That would make sense if it didn't happen all the time.

This is the best thing about it for me. The whole damn thing just makes no sense!