Nothing beats a good roundabout, but in the UK they're a bit overused, we have these shitty little ones painted on the road, usually around industrial estates or housing estates, where you have a large number of slow moving roads. Rather than trust us with intersections they chuck these in.

"Nitrous oxide started as anesthesia, but found a nice second career as a drug for anyone who could find a can of spray-on whipped cream."

"Because fuck windshields, fuck seatbelts, fuck doors, fuck syncromesh gears, fuck power steering, and fuck the police. It's all just added weight."

My dad built one of these (well, the Sport with the fixed wing), I can tell you they're pants-shittingly scary when they want to be. They can also be driven with relative ease on the street. Though it's definitely not as easy to drive around as your average hatchback, it could be taken down to the shops.

One from the left field - St. Ives!

Haha, I know exactly what you mean, the cogs slowly turn... Should I? Should I? Nah....

An emboldened armed robber?

"Shake hands - The hand shake is how men greet and address each other. The ‘fist bump' and other assorted bullshit is how lower forms of life greet each other. A firm handshake is an indicator of strength and respect. Respect for yourself and respect for others. The fist bump shows a clear lack of respect for…

My dad was part of the Ultima owners club and one of those guys apparently went off a cliff in Switzerland. When they got to the bottom all that was left was the space frame with cockpit and engine attached. I think they walked out of it.

+1

To me the red one looks like it's been shopped into the photo and someone hasn't corrected the colour properly.

You eventually don't even notice it do you?

I think the point is that it allows them to take a renewable energy source to power the process.

"(This is because fellatio slows their brain down to a point of temporary retardation, which means their guard is down.)"

HEY!

Comprehensively?

They sure did!

And America never bombed Japan?

Not at all, you're just choosing to not understand the point being made.

I'd return it, no question.