Also he once punched a dolphin. Right in the face - the softest part!

It makes perfect sense.

Or was it?

I was under the impression that a car wasn't private property in the US.

No, I know, and you can see the other respondent to my comment obviously doesn't work that way either.

SSSSSSSssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh.

They're fighting for their country, yes?

Hahaha, thanks!

You want to hear a goos samaritan story? I've got one for you.

Wow, I didn't understand that bikes aren't magical, majestic beasts of safety, thanks stranger from another continent, I'm so glad you were here to teach me.

What's with all the nice price love? It's clearly a piece of crap! You could get any number of fantastic classic/retro cars for that money!

Yeah, fuck hitting one of those!

1. The biker doesn't run a red light. The car assumes the road is clear and he can cross the lights. Don't know about America, but that kind of junction are quite common in Europe. Both streams of traffic get a green light and are able to cross each other as long as the way is clear.

This is why I've stopped riding a bike.

See, that's the beauty of it. It's a low brow cartoon. Don't expect too much from it, originally it was made from craft paper!

Well for me it was London. Obviously being a petrolhead my mini wasn't often road worthy when I was at uni, but when it was I took the opportunity to drive around London in the middle of the night a few times. It's never dead, but it gets very quiet, something wonderful about the sound of an a-series engine…

Yeah I'll go with this.

"They're sitting beside that guy in church and they see that principal in the grocery store or at the restaurant."

OH MY GOD.

No, Alarums, it's a special type of alarm use only on Turkish beaches, consisting of a ladle, a bucket, an inflated goat bladder and a trumpet-like device.