Yes but only if you're an athlete.

Behold! The death rattle of America sportswear!

To their defense, the Jets have been making bad QB decisions for a while now.

The NFL would most certainly opposed this, considering the NCAA provides them with a minor league program that is free and requires no resources in the way of personnel.

So maybe Jason Street should have gone through with that procedure in Mexico after all....

I'm still pissed at him for ruining Mark Pryor's arm.

Didn't the Romans shave with olive oil? Sometimes the best tech is lo-tech.

After enduring an excruciating month using a $15 shaving "paste" that was supposed to moisturize while giving me a "smooth, comfortable shave" but in reality was 5 minutes of the most painful shave I've yet to experience (seriously, it felt like the razor was plucking each individual hair out of my face), I went to…

When it comes to drugs and alcohol, never tell cops even the smallest of truths. They do not reward honesty.

Wow, I always thought that "trade rape" was limited to fantasy football.

I'm going go throw a coin in a fountain and make a wish that Zack Synder sees this and decides to quit Superman and go make the live action DBZ movie he so clearly wanted to make.

God, if Dragonball Z had looked like this when I was a kid. I would have had some serious nightmares.

I guess Goodell watch The Last Boy Scout a few to many times.

Is that like getting blown by someone who just ate a bunch of calzones??

That only works for Hispanics who have German sounding last names.

Wait, they're promising orgies? Someone needs to tell this guy stat!

Hogan's Alley?

Spend a massive amount of money on all the old VHS tapes like I did 10 years ago. The video quality may not be that great but all the tapes make a totally bitchin' picture win you line them up next to each other!