Those are the bad animals. Not cute cuddly puppies.

Seeking any sort of intellectual honesty or consistency in the Trump clan is a fool’s errand. It’s a Potemkin Village all the way down. 

And fly it to the Belgian Congo?

Bill Clinton was a draft dodger and the NASCAR crowd hated him.

*smug high-pitched voice* “Just another reason to use Airbnb.”

I don’t like the idea of getting groceries delivered. I assume all the crappiest produce gets sent out for delivery. I like food enough to keep in person shopping a part of my life.

I mean seriously, what can’t this thing do?

And Astroglide was originally intended for use when cooling space shuttles. Also,

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

Bloomberg doesn’t actually matter, though. One of the benefits of irrelevancy is going unexamined.

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Celebrities - they’re just like us!

Try going to Nina Turner’s twitter or Briahna Joy Gray’s. They get attacked constantly and not just by Trump supporters. There are plenty of toxic former Hillary supporters and Warren supporters attacking them and Bernie non-stop. Look at Neera Tanden attacking progressive Bernie supporters all day every day on…

It feels wild to have some hope but here I am, tearing up and having hope. The idea of everyone in my family being insured, the disability rights plan...fuck I did not want to be this invested because the disappointment is so soul crushing.

Wow, Game of Thrones and Let it Go!

When you spend all day fixing other people’s cars, you don’t really want to do more than the bare minimum on your own. The employee lot of our service department is a testament to this ideology.

I’m pretty sure Pornhub only has videos of stepfamilies banging each other so that question is easy to answer.

And I have a sudden urge to buy a cheap GMC Sierra to trade in!

The new systems literally will NOT recognize components, unless a John Deere Representative comes out and runs their recognition USB key to unlock the tractor.

This would be like if you needed to change the brakes on your car and could only go to the dealership, because the moment you removed the wheel, the engine…