Plus, there’s zero chance Jezebel would take a charitable tone toward a woman doing this if she were smaller than Lizzo.

Tl;dr sorry I’m at work. My late mother god rest her soul, was 100% convinced that every word in the tabloids was true. Even the crazy ass ones like world news or whatever it was i.e. alien baby etc etc. To be fair, she also thought professional wrestling was 100% legit. God, I miss her optimism.

Yes? Super limited edition cars don’t always make a ton of sense from a frugal point of view. 

I also like comparing things that happened in the 1970's to things that happened now.

Congrats on the most stupid post on Jalopnik today.

The reason Ford could sell the Pinto is because the regulatory environment back then was almost nonexistent. Are you suggesting that we go back to that?

Comparing regulations from today and from nearly 40 years ago makes so sense. Regulations are far more strict these days and Ford would never be able to sell the Pinto in that form in today’s environment

Maybe we can Sonic it into Top Cat.

Do you want ants? Because killing anteaters is how you get ants.

The second you leave work on Wednesday. 

I don’t know. Dorit is pretty astoundingly horrid. I know she’s not iconic horrid like Vickie and Ramona, but she’s somehow worse at the same time.

Incredibly important question for the commentariat:

OH SHIT, I GOT THREE STARS AND YOU GOT ONE!

His great media faux-pas was admitting there was infidelity during a failing marriage? Isn’t there always infidelity during a failing marriage.

I totally forgot about this abomination.

The Pontiac G6 GXP came from the factory with this thing. It was like, a generic brand Porsche whale tail.

Or the easiest key to tell which car to grab when you run out while everyone is naked.

Easy for me to avoid the Ferrari douche on key swapping party night. Thanks!

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This was a terrible mistake by the Ford marketing team. They insisted on writing his name as Miles; and the French hated it. If they had used his initials as Ken wished, km, the French would have accepted him.