I watched the video and I did not see any pussy. WTF.

Can he still vote from prison?

Gawker should hire him. Seriously. I read the profile on him in CJR. He’s a fearsome reporter, and currently freelancing.

Fuck this kid. Him and his “handlers” squeezed more fame and good will out of this incident than anyone could have imagined. Now he wants to squeeze $15 million out of the city and the school district?

Anthony Bourdain is a legend and also hilarious. Please Anthony, don’t ever change.

I was chatting with a top CNN exec last week and ended up asking him for his opinion on Don Lemon. He said he’s an offensive jack ass who should have been canned a long time ago. So, I asked, why is he still on the air? “Because his ratings are fantastic,” he responded. Apparently that’s all that matters.

—“I actually crave dick in my mouth.”

That headline is false. I for one love eating pussy. If there are any girls out there that don’t believe me, I’ll prove it.

If this is the best this “book” has to offer, then I’ll pass. A story about Tom Cruise looking for cookie dough? No thanks.

That was brilliant. Thanks for posting this. I had such a great laugh. He seems like one cool ass dude.

Cecile was awesome. Smart, sleek, witty, confident and authoritative. My kind of woman. Kudos to Hillary too.

Fuck it. You’re right. I agree.

Thanks. It’s a tall order but I’ve got to do it. It’s for his own good. The guy is completely delusional.

Your comments in this thread prove only that you’re a hysterical person with no ability to comprehend anything beyond your own ignorant views.

Good list. I think he’s pretty much got those all covered. He’s just not an objectively handsome man, and a little socially awkward. I just don’t think he’s self-aware enough to realize that he doesn’t have enough going for him for a “hot girl” to be interested in him. And his ridiculous requirement on age makes me…

Exactly. But I guess it will to some extent require me politely informing him that his physical appearance is, shall we say, “suboptimal.” Or ugly, to phrase it another way.

Right. I see your original point — and I agree with it.

I have a friend who is 35, broke, not particularly good looking, works a shitty job and lives in a apartment on the outskirts of town. He complains that he can’t find anyone on online dating sites. So I took a look at his dating profile. Turns out he refuses to go out with any woman unless she’s gorgeous, built like a…

I’ll bet that as an adult though you get hit on by plenty of men, no?

The girl sitting next to him is like, “Yup, he fumbles like this every goddamned night. Ugh.”