How else are you going to keep a dozen of “hot now” Krispy Kremes at peak freshness?

Luckily there is no possible way for this feature to be abused.

We should celebrate a car that lived a full and fun life and was enjoyed by those that drove it. I feel sad for those cars that sit in “like new” condition having never experience the wind through it’s grill.

Turtle whacks.

That saddens this car.

Clearly was a green shell.

Raw or live? They really taste spectacular when you spread honey on your tongue and sit motionless for 6 hours to bait one into your open mouth. The frantic buzzing and dozens of stings as you chew them to death adds an indescribable umami and olfactory notes of cherrywood ash, toasted whole grains, and atrial…

As the roommate of a semi-recently licensed teenager (also referred to as “daughter”), this is a monumentally fucking stupid idea.

Lawn maniacs tend to take good care of their car as well.
I mean, look at that turf !

How about the 10' 6" bridge that also narrows as you approach with large and sharp curbs?

You are not entitled to free college.

“Most of the US budget is spent on social services.”

Note that for a developed nation, the US does not spend a lot as a percentage of GDP:

Oof, you spend 40% of the national budget on social services and health care and they’re both still awful and inadequate?

But that wouldn't be the blog version of a Roadkill episode.

Oh, this is going to be fantastic. 

Just wanted to leave this here

I’d have been tempted to sell half my fleet to buy this thing.

huh.