Ben Carson went to Yale and he thinks the pyramids were built for grain storage.

I know that’s what she was trying to say, but she offers zero explanation of what changed between her perceiving Trump as trash, and perceiving him as “dignified, hilarious and modest”. Either his winning changed that, or his words during that brief phone call were so incredibly convincing that she reversed her…

Always a classic

Sarah Palin is a woman, and so is Hillary Clinton.

Assuming all gay people have good taste? Now THAT’s heteronormative!

There is no reason why every state should have equal representation in the Senate. Rhode Island should not have the same senatorial power as California. If the reason is fairness, then their number of representatives in Congress should also be equal.

Yeah, I mean Obama got nothing done in his first term. I mean, apart from the affordable care act, the stimulus, regulating financial markets with dodd-frank, creating the CFPB, and appointing two justices to the supreme court. But you’re right, apart from roads, aqueducts, and hygiene what have the Romans ever done…

The two party system is a beautiful thing. Tell me how much you like extra parties when they New Trump Populist party wins with 37% support.

According to Danny Trejo himself, the one person in Hollywood that scares him is John Cusak.

This is a weird fucking picture

Look, how else is a man supposed to compliment his daughter when the only compliments he knows how to give any woman are that he finds her attractive enough to have sex with?

You know, the guy’s a buffoon. A lout. The kind of guy who yells at the waiter because his Borscht isn’t hot. The sort of simpleton who hears Nietzche and says “Gesundheit”. The kind of neanderthal who’d bomb us back to the stone age just so he could have an intellectual discussion.

Trump is going to skip the next debate and instead host a pay-per-view where he will literally make out with his daughter.

I won the debate if you decide without watching the totally one-sided “spin” that followed. This despite the really bad microphone.

Jesus Christ I want to punch them so bad. It’s a satisfaction that would nourish me through prison.

“Even as Mr. Trump’s advisers publicly backed him on Tuesday and praised his debate performance, they were privately awash in second-guessing about why he stopped attacking Mrs. Clinton on trade and character issues and instead grew erratic, impatient and subdued as the night went on.”

I certainly DON’T envy the number of times these folks will hear their spouse say “Nice technique loading the dishwasher, GENIUS” the rest of their lives.

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