You know that titties were used to kill those people in the Bowling Green Masacre.

They need time to convert back to Office from Children’s Picture Book Maker. 

You know what’s depressing? Trump got 63 million votes in 2016 and 71 million this year. Meaning he gained supporters in spite of four years filled with incompetence and vulgarity! Where are these people coming from? What the hell are they thinking?

This is the first time Melania has been positive around Trump in a long long time.

If only he’d been recorded bragging about sexual assault, or mocking the disabled, or something...

He should show us how. He and Melania already voted by mail in August, so he should waddle over to the nearest precinct on Election Day and cast a second vote for himself to show us that the system works. And he should do it on camera.

Every dollar removed from education costs 10x that amount in law enforcement and prisons. Something that’s been known for decades. But where do Republicans love to cut first? Yup. You guessed it. Education. Why? Because they’ve got lots of big-dollar donors in the prison-industrial complex who would lose out on massive…

HOw’s that work for you?

I wish to challenge your assumption that Kid Rock has ever been associated with “music.” 

If you’re nice in the face of evil and do not take a stand, you’re not a good person.

Its hilarious to me that QAnon people believe both:

Piff the Magic Dragon is a National Treasure.

Because my mind hasn’t aged past the age of 12, I have to share the ad the appeared just below this blog - for your demon-fucking-and-pulling-out needs:

“I’m not a Nazi,” she shouted back mid-video. “I’m trying to tell you that if you vote for Biden, this is what you’re gonna have.”

I had Jar Jar hate... still do, but I never hated any of the actors. I blamed it all on Lucas’ choices or writing. Even then, I never really hated George either.

Hell, I hate Episode 9, but never really occurred to me to hate Abrams or Kennedy.

So I’m glad Mr. Best is getting some love. 

It's like Garfield Minus Garfield except the dementia and insanity is real

Never use Donald Trump tweets to rebut Donald Trump tweets. Seriously.

Aliens, upon examining the lifeless rock that used to be Earth:

His point was that Libertarian principles state you don’t suppress speech, you answer it with more speech.

Was there any independent verification that all of those envelopes were, in fact, mailed to the same address since we can’t see the addressee?