The thing I’ve been seeing lately is that people—lead by the orange shit gibbon—have decided that ‘not proven true’ means the same thing as ‘disproven.’  

“During the roast on Comedy Central no one was allowed to mention how much money he was actually worth.”

And apparently he tried to rewrite a couple jokes that DID mention he was filthy rich by adding a few extra zeroes to the number, making him seem filthier-rich. 

Arizona is the Florida of the west.

I love—I LOVE—the idea of hearing someone cry ‘socialist billionaires’ on Fox News for the first time!  Like ‘Communist Socialists’ that I heard one asstwat say.

As someone who greatly enjoyed my ‘rhetoric’ class as well as ‘critical thinking’ and ‘science and pseudoscience,’ I salute you for your attempt nonetheless.

RIGHT?!?  He and his ilk don’t want people on food stamps and wellfare but ALSO doesn’t want them to take their kids to daycare so they can WORK?  What kind of moron are you??

BARS??  Good lord, I ain’t wanna see it that bad.  A few slips, I would have considered, but not bars.  Not all of us have second-stomachs full of liquid latinum to throw around on diva fights.

“This guy can’t go to prison fast enough.”

I’m not sure ‘prison’ deserves to be subjected to this creature. 

Your excuses are a pathetic attempt to cover your own cowardice. “Oh no, it’s too hard to work against people who want to cover the truth up.” “It’s too expensive to conduct a study to support my bullshit belief system.” “What if I’m actually wrong, that’d be so humiliating.” “It’s so much easier to just **pretend**…

Making excuses for your own incapacity is not proof of anything except a lack of intellectual integrity.  Put your literal money where your metaphorical mouth is, like **I** am currently doing, then you can deign to call me ‘friend.’  Until then, I’ve got no fucks to spare for the likes of you.

Saint Peter pulls the lever on the hidden trap door under their feet?  Cackling like Mister Burns?

Science doesn’t care what you subjectively believe. Science cares what you can objectively prove. Prove malfeasance using objective evidence and reproducible results or shut the fuck up.

I’d probably consider going to Church if one of the copies of the Dead Sea Scrolls mentioned the iPhone 10 or some shit.

It’s Japanese, not Chinese. While the tattoo is just kanji, and could be either Chinese or Japanese, her admission that she forgot “つの指” is the give-away. Chinese does not use particles like ‘tsu no,’ only Japanese mixes kanji, hiragana, and (not pictured) katakana like this.

“With government shutdown Obama would not have fed them at all,, Trump paid out of his own pocket because of the shutdown”

I think they’ll be lucky if they get one full paycheck between now and the next shutdown, forget about the backpay. There’s a good chance it won’t even be a full check, it’ll probably be a partial, whatever their last pay period was supposed to be before the shutdown.

I think we’ll have to check with the ref on this one. His posture calls the ‘upright’ part into question. 

The ‘covefe’ tweet was probably his least unhinged.

Sadly, without notes, it becomes a ‘his word against yours’ issue.  Which I’m sure was by design.

I’m pretty sure the issue isn’t that the Zapper doesn’t like how frames are rendered by modern TVs, because my old-school projection TV renders the black-and-white frame properly, yet the gun doesn’t register a hit even when you’re right next to the screen. The issue, I’m pretty sure, is that the zapper is an electron…