You have my utmost sympathies for having to work with at least one certified ‘irredeemable moron.’

Added bonus; then we can ALL live in a giant glass house, from which to cast stones at the unwashed hordes!

It’s already a real thing, which is pretty damned cool. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aluminium_oxynitride

Damned right. Sets the smoke alarm off, but it’s so worth it.

It sounded like “charging at ‘em” to me in this one, it’s hard to tell with the microphone switching in and out. But the level of defensiveness and combativeness here is quite distinct from his tone when he’s talking about, say, ‘islamic terrorism.’ http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/15/politics/trump-charlottesville-delay/i…

You can prove the relationship between CO2 and the Greenhouse Effect yourself, with your own two hands, in probably any community college chemistry lab in the country. For fuck’s sake, you could probably do it with a modest-priced home chemistry set. CO2 is quite easy to generate, so trap, say, your car’s exhaust in a…

I’ve been screaming the same thing since the primaries. “He’ll become presidential” my ass. The man is 70 years old, he ain’t changing for YOU at this point.

And, you know, good on him for at least trying to spend a while spell-checking. Too many don’t even try that hard.

...Blegh, that leaves a bad taste in the mouth.

That’s a simpler version :)

To paraphrase Penn Jillette, “You’re just as big an atheist as I am. There are a thousand gods *you* don’t believe in. I just happen to not-believe in a thousand and one.”

You....understand how *time* works, right? “No society can have a 2020 Mazda” is **literally** a matter of waiting for 3 years. My ‘technolocal comparisons’ work just fine. The issue isn’t in the analogy; the flaw in your logic is that you’re taking things that HAVE happened and are projecting them into the future…

Let’s try and bridge the gap here; “Atheism” isn’t a belief system. At all. But “Everyone should be atheist” IS a belief system, wherein you are an atheist and *believe* that everyone else should be too. Those are two distinct flavors.

“My own dad told me I should just shutup and get along with people while being quiet.”

I’m sure someone told that to Thomas Jefferson et. al. to. Good thing they didn’t listen.

Guilty; ‘False Cause’ and ‘Personal Incredulity.’ Every single society in history hadn’t sent a person to the moon before 1969, ergo no society *should* or *can* send people to the moon? No society in history has had the 2020 Mazda3, therefore we should make sure Mazda never releases it, lest we all fall to doom? …

I think it’s a perfect description; “It’s not just *de*flated, it’s UNDER deflated!” That’s way worse.

Pfft. Fake News. Everyone knows that he had at least three instances of a hole-in-zero, wherein a hole-in-one is so utterly perfect that it ‘nothing but nets’ into the hole, then immediately bounces straight out, skyward, *gaining* momentum (because not even the Laws of Thermodynamics tell Dear Leader what is…

Well, when one of those comes around, you be sure to tell them so.

The word you were looking for would be “resort,” to start with, not “result.” And what lame ass excuse you decide to use to justify ignoring truth and reality is not really my problem. That doesn’t make you right. That just makes you more pathetic.

Also, go fuck yourself you pathetic clown. Your head is crammed so far up your own ass that you don’t even recognize your own contradictory bullshit. JESUS WAS A LIBERAL. Jesus was the ultimate liberal! If he were alive today, he’d be a hipster liberal—he was liberal 2,000 years before it was cool! “Feed the…

No no no, that’s the wrong tactic to take. You’re not talking to a “conservative.” You’re talking to a regressive, unemployable, uneducated bucket of twatvomit that is confused about its own sexuality and is overcompensating for it. There are plenty of conservatives that are actually human. This is not one of…