Remember, it’s only a coup if it’s from the coup d’etat region of France. Otherwise it’s merely a “sparkling authoritarian takeover.”

Can’t have a good crucifixion without a congregation. Come on now, closer together than that...and masks off, let us see those bright Christmas smiles!

Wait a minute, none of these even mention Jesus. Not Once! This is war, and we won’t give up until every coffee cup in America is adorned with a very bloody Jesus on a cross.

“Who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff and decoration?” - First Lady Melania Trump

#NotAllWhitePeople

I have no issues with Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard owning a building and I think they’re being really good landlords by not charging rent for April. It’s decent and I wish my apartment complex would do the same.

A regular service announcement — soap and water destroys coronavirus:

To be fair, Joe was an early investor in Nama, so I would hope he would make this his top pick.

To be fair, Joe was an early investor in Nama, so I would hope he would make this his top pick.

The Nama Vitality 5800. There is nothing else like it on the market right now.

The Nama Vitality 5800. There is nothing else like it on the market right now.

The Hunter Biden thing is a manufactured scandal, well-debunked before the Trumpers and the Russian bots started spreading it. Responsible journalism - even on an entertainment blog - would note that. I’d hate to put AV Club on my fake news list, but this is how you get there. Note, I’m not coming about any of your…

Thanks so much for posting this.  I hate getting their junk mail.  Please post more content like this.  

I CLICKED TEN TIMES JUST TO AGREE WITH YOU AND SKIPPED READING ANY OF IT.

THIS LAYOUT IS CRAP.

I bought this a few years ago and it turned out to be absolute junk. Whatever creates resistance to keep a plug in the socket is completely missing from this unit, so the plugs are always falling out or a little vibration will shake them loose just enough for my lamp or clock to go out, then I would have to spend…

I bought this a few years ago and it turned out to be absolute junk. Whatever creates resistance to keep a plug in…

If the Popeye’s chicken sandwich was the President Obama of chicken sandwiches, then this grotesque idiot of a sandwich qualifies as the Trumpest of sandwiches.

lol

My all-time favorite is the OG Cherry Game Fuel which was co-marketed with Halo 3, Halo 4, and a couple of Call of Duty games. Can never find it in NYC.

Give them time.

I’ve been thinking about why so many people in the media and national politics go out of their way to avoid using the word “racist” when describing Trump.

There are a lot of possible answers, of course, including that some of those that would throw stones inhabiting glass houses—but I’ve settled on something that makes…