Its a weird sense of entitlement, that I guess I partake in from time to time. I HATE when people leave flyers on my car windshield. That shit goes right onto the ground, and yet I rage when I see people litter pretty much in any other situation. Its hypocritical I know.

"so what did Newton really have to do with the airplane." You just showed your ignorance on the subject matter. You probably have never heard of it but there is a book Newton wrote called the Philosophie Naturalis Principia Mathematica. In it, he pretty much created calculus which in turn led to our ability to…

Thats doubtful.

I like you, I'd like to make you King of the Presidents!

I'm usually on board with early DLC rage, but in this situation you're way off the mark.

Well I'm at the office so I'm sitting and spinning now. Why did you have me do this? The Higgs Boson is still important to the world, was this spinning supposed to affect it? You have the worst ideas hippy.

I definitely don't claim to be on the left. Otherwise, I stand by my idea.

I wish in situations like this, when one punches her name in the voting booth, a massive bolt of electricity would fire out, causing the voter to evacuate their bowels and die, they'd then be piled into a big shitty mass unmarked conservative grave. This technique should rarely be used, but people have to learn…

Its cool, luckily no one cares what you think.

Those waffles look FUCKING delicious.

I love this. Thank you.

I agree with you on most issues you have with IC:America, except for Alton Brown, that man is pure food knowledge with glasses. He's like the Stephan Hawking of cooking shows.

Sure I don't see why not, I think we should first extend human rights to, you know, humans like my homosexual sister who isn't legally allowed to marry. Then we'll worry about my Furby sex toys and Siri controlled Flesh lights.

Hahaha, I was referring to not being able to control one's laughter at Romney's cognitive dissonance when he makes ass backward statements like the one you brought up.

Just giving credit where credit is due I guess.

Seriously, how can any literate person read that and not laugh?

I really don't think Obama is all that devout, I even kind of doubt he really believes in god, he's too smart for that. However, in this day in age to be a successful politician you HAVE to love god, you have to love god so much you hope god gets you super pregnant.

Were you planning on giving credit to Neil deGrasse Tyson for that quote?

David Foster Wallace is a piece of shit.

I can't imagine what your worldview must be like. You can have rock solid facts presented to you, and yet you can say something like "It's been fact checked but Ryan was 100% correct", aka "yeah I see those facts but I don't care, its all true ok?!". And I really do think that you honestly believe what you say to be…