The only problem I see is that drinking beer out of metal containers can be very gross.

Why exactly do institutions like that get away with not paying taxes? Kids raised on that book, are going to grow up stupid and ignorant and really really stupid.

"Frankly, if you attend Wheaton, you already know that you're going to a school that thinks you're a worthless disgusting piece of shit who can't be trusted with independent decisions. "

They derped so hard, I think they might have herped!

Even thinking about it makes me a little uncomfortable.

You dare to use logic against someone on the internet who claims to be a god???

HOLY CHILDHOOD BATMAN!

Exactly, put him in a medium where a lucky no talent hack can thrive, syfy channel.

You know think I left out a key point in my prior comment. You see, I'm pretty sure I am god, or allah, or Zenu. Its all the same, just different names, and THAT is why I'm so confused.

Because, they have to brains, no critical thinking skills, and to admit that the man they follow unquestioningly and throw cash at every week is a vile hypocrite, means they themselves will have to admit that they to are hypocrites. That is, only if they're intelligent enough to work through that thought process. I…

You know, what really bothers me, is you have all the Catholics praying to Mary and god and the Hispanic child they conceived together Jesus. But when I get some 13 year old "Mary" pregos, I get thrown in jail and ridiculed! Talk about hypocrisy!

Does the age of consent cover kissing?

Paul is misunderstood when he is analyzed in modern society. He wasn't telling the Romans not to be gay, he was trying to get the Romans to stop having sex with young boys. It didn't work though, now they are called Roman Catholics, and they claim to was pleading an anti-gay cause so that they wouldn't have to stop…

We're going BACK in TIME! The Machine is broken AND ON!!!!

I'm actually pretty relieved about this. M. Night is one of the worst directors in Hollywood right now and for some reason people keep throwing money at him. However, I welcome his move to television and especially the syfy channel. They both absolutely deserve each other.

I think your comment is completely valid, though I was a little bothered seeing "you were conditioned (through "education")". However, as a stout believer myself, I think your comment about how you have proved god's existence to yourself is interesting and valid and not something most on this site can easily accept.

This is idiotic, why not just keep the eggs in a plastic bag?

Apparently her god did some "working in mysterious ways", she's going to be out of the office the rest of the week, there was a death in her family. I know technically thats sad, but I don't feel sad.

To be honest, I don't think any of them even knew that is was "Appreciate Chic fillet day", because I seemed to be the only one who was INCREDIBLY offended. I think if anything, most of them were just judging her for being a fat disgusting pig faced piece of shit for walking around talking to people while carrying…

I just hope this time around we absolutely annihilate the south. Leave no ignorant unburned! Or you know, just let them secede.