Oh, now I see it.

BooTea? More like PooTea! Amirite?

I suspect these would inflict wrist injuries of their own...

Complaining about the costume isn’t censorship: there’s no enforcement mechanism.

That reminds me of Got 2B Real.

If they don’t pair up and name themselves White Lightning and Chocolate Thunder, I want no part of this.

You don’t need antibiotics, you need probiotics. A cup of yogurt spooned into your vag should work well, or just squeeze a GoGurt up in there. Good as new. Smells like strawberries.

Lamborn circulated a letter asking his colleagues to sign on, which notes that “95 percent of Americans” celebrate Christmas (that is true of Christians.

I’m with you! My favorite part about secular Christmas is that it approaches the best parts of Thanksgiving; a holiday where your goal is to have a good time with family and friends and people you love. The gift-giving should be taken from that perspective and children can learn the great lessons of gift-giving.

Ok, am I just an enormous party pooper or what? I think I would find it genuinely hard to look into my future child’s face and lie about there being a Santa. (the elf, I could not even. too much)

“Come on Barbie, let’s go party!”

What’s with the five head though?

I thought her name was stripper as a child. My parents thought it was hilarious.