It's a cheap shot.

U2, Simple Minds, et al.

Yes. Great post.

This is a great piece. In spite of your cheap shot against people who hold to a faith you don't consider cool. I think that unkind of you.

Hah! Good review. Sounds glorious.

Does Carrie cry, or not? Cuz if she doesn't cry, I don't care.

The gesture can also be used to hypnotize a subject. Exercise caution. Then command whatever you want.

There is a silent pause, for quasi-double emphasis, which you indicate by turning your left hand palm upright for a beat.

Okay. My arms are still folded but I'm wearing a much less sneery face.

If they can climb a bleeding hill in less than 80 pages, it will be a whirlwind.

Oh? Okay. I'll give it a chance, then. Long as there's no "winter is coming" equivalent for 147 episodes. And don't tease us with dragons and their outrageous rendering cost and pre-planning for so little return. Deal?

Disparate elements impatiently rammed together, shaken but not stirred, all bubbling for attention? Sounds like the HD ADHD show construction model. Makes me drowsy. Shall. Not. Watch.

I am happy you can't see the wig I chose while reading this review.

Germans are incredibly precise in their neologisms. E.g., "Eingeschtompenmumphengruner!" literally means, I hate Kermit the frog. But that's kind of inside baseball, I know.

Aw!!! This review is so understanding of Ryan Gosling's incompetence!! Hearts aflutter!!! You are adORable!!! Have a merry, merry Xmas?

Madrigal.

Terrible music.

The photograph attendant upon this review is really phoney.

The show runners have learned that Coulson works very well with a romantic interest - so they will find him another one. They could not have been sure of that before committing to Rosalind and seeing whether the actors had chemistry.

Good Heavens! Irrelevant red herrings! Wot's next? Sequitors?