This guy has a hell of a lot going for him. A fantastic sense of humor, the desire to help torment awful relatives and a love of good music.

I actually feel desperately sorry for him. Looking at his sad little face, he just can't believe it all ended up this way. I'm just about making the exact same expression. He rode up there on his little bike. All he wanted was a little taco.

I'm pretty sure the fact that you professed to having a favorite clown on the internet just landed you on some kind of watchlist.