This guy has a hell of a lot going for him. A fantastic sense of humor, the desire to help torment awful relatives and a love of good music.

Yes, because other people with dogs and children don't live on busy streets. You are the only ones.

Cool story, I'll come check it out.

Well you sir can go fuck yourself. If you don't like the tourists at a tourist attraction, don't fucking live near it. And your thinly veiled threat about murdering tourists is absolutely disgusting. YOU can't control the flow of the public on public grounds, nor do you have the right to.

I actually feel desperately sorry for him. Looking at his sad little face, he just can't believe it all ended up this way. I'm just about making the exact same expression. He rode up there on his little bike. All he wanted was a little taco.

I'm pretty sure the fact that you professed to having a favorite clown on the internet just landed you on some kind of watchlist.

Gainfully employed! But thank you for buying into the same retarded stoner stereotypes your grandparents believe in.

This is patently not true.

Think I'll stick to vaping the green stuff. We were doing it first anyway.