I....don't know where you're getting "he vs. she" from that statement? Though as a burgeoning Old, I too have trouble with the lingo of Kids These Days on occasion, so allow me to translate:

"Lo, that Lady Bonham Carter doth set my loins alight with her staggering beauty. Master Burton, however, hath not the…

Two words: Vacuum sealers.

I would mock any white idiot who made that many typos in one statement. Holding someone to a different intellectual standard just because of his race is pretty much the definition of racism, though, so congratulations.

1. Too many Azalea/Azaleias. Old person brain cannot compute.

I discovered 'a means of alternative sexual gratification' long before I discovered the internet.

No, I like Drake too much for that. Chris Brown should just stop dating people maybe.

and in conclusion Chris Brown is an asshole .

I always find it so impressive when young people have the maturity to realize that they're still maturing. It's this weird dichotomy that I wish I had been able to balance when I was a teenager.

"Unfuck" is my word of the day. Well done, RedWillDanaher.

This is the first time in recent memory I've been proud of my country. Never worked a day in your life and you're trying to tell working people how to dress? Eat an inbred dick. If I ever met the royal family I would show up wearing nothing but a soiled diaper and an American flag pin. For freedom. (Not really, I'm…

This is just, not ok. I have had this on an obviously much smaller scale and it is one of those situations where everyone is watching it via social media and cringing. But you're in between a rock and a hard place. Responding will make it worse, but letting it happen is torture.

Child porn is not illegal because it's morally corrupting. It's illegal because it portrays a crime. Banning media simply because we find it distasteful or immoral is a really bad idea. There are a lot of things in your life that Ted Cruz finds distasteful and immoral and he could be our next president — do you really…

I'm thankful for Rebecca Rose. Because at least she tried.

I'm confused, first Gaga wanted to be Madonna, now Madonna wants to be Gaga? Am I missing something?

Kids these days don't know the value of a viable alias I tells ya.

$100 says Mark will NEVER admit he got rolled.

Here's what really (?) happened.

If you read the update on the website you linked to, you'll see that the image is photoshopped. The showed the original image - he did some lame jokes, but she never actually disconnected him.

So you decided to leave out the part about it being photoshopped?

Seems like the original story was updated to say that this was photoshopped :)