Hi, you must be new here. Welcome! You’ll learn your way around soon, but let me offer a piece of advice: nobody cares about (1) your fantasy football team, nor (2) the details of your reality football team’s roster construction. We just like goofy and/or awesome sporting spectacles.

Mmmmm that’s some good Week 1 Kinja

It’s almost like rape isn’t about sex, but power or control ...

If my baton hand-off efforts were interrupted by the stroke of a hot Brazilian, I’d probably lose control and just wildly toss it as well.

Make Ear Cuffs Great Again?

Don't think gawker media needs another lawsuit on their hands. Retract this.

Everything I know about Armenia, I learned from my freshman year college roommate and his friends. I assume Karapetyan’s body broke down after going more than five minutes without a cigarette.

That’s a birthmark.

Kind of exciting to see a role reversal and have Trout catch a Mariner.

You do realize you are critiquing the technique of a bunt in a parody video??

That would put him out through Labor Day.

I got 11 balls today

The most American thing someone can do is to leave a baseball game early.

You have to love the ref kicking the shit out of the guy.

This is the most effective that Tebow has ever been through the air.

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.

I don’t think it’s possible for there to be a more Blues thing to happen then this.

I always thought his position was IR.

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

France's space exploration program is a work in progress