Wait, you mean the $75,000 Rolex didn’t already say the same? The luxury cars, the private jets, the multi-million dollar homes? You’re griping about a $700 watch? And “normal” people regularly spend about the same amount on a phone, or TV, or home computer, etc?

The Lords work

Hey, that’s the same woman who was selling unfuckability to Neil Patrick Harris. She must be stopped.

I’d fuck someone who owned an Apple Watch over someone who can’t name the last 5 books they read or list Big Bang Theory or How I Met Your Mother among their favorite television shows. Those are significantly worse offenses than owning an Apple Watch.

An will sell them snaps to da Sun!!

I’m sick of all the negativity around here. That’s it, I’m gonna fuck ALL of these celebrities.

We get it, you guys can't afford one or didn't get your order in on time. The jealousy is a little over the top, though.

Sorry. If Anna Wintour shows up at my house, I’m doing the Condé Nasté with her ASAP.

Bollocks, I’ll fuck Rupert Murdoch if I want to.

No offense, Leslie, but I’m pretty sure you’re on NPH’s unfuckable list, too.

Ya, you’re wrong about Tom Brady. If a grown ass man wearing Ugg boots doesn’t make him unfuckable, an Apple watch isn’t really gonna make a difference

The (now-deleted) pre-block tweet in question:

You do realize all sports fans are obnoxious. Especially the ignorant ones who call other fans obnoxious as if they are not obnoxious by suggesting that others are obnoxious.

Ugh, this wannabe victim. Riding the rape-accusation train to GLORY. Now look at her. She’s got everything! A face with a mouth! College! A mattress! Some people who don’t like this precious male on her behalf! WHAT NEXT?! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO GIVE THIS LIAR NEXT?!

It is about Columbia University as an institution, which was not only silent, but actively and knowingly supported attacks on Paul Nungesser, after having determined his innocence, legitimizing a fiction.

Yeah! It’s a pity about the naming confusion of TV’s The Avengers versus the comics/movies one. Given how many people are desperate for No One Lives Forever to be resurrected, the obvious (better?) thing to do would be to make an Avengers video game using Emma Peel as the protagonist.

Or, you know, people could just stop trying to shame the porn industry workers. Don’t blame her for doing it, blame her parents for breaking off contact with her.

While it’s an interesting fact (one I learned when studying German films in college, which included Head-On), I wouldn’t have mentioned this if I were you. She’s made it pretty clear how she feels about that time in her life (she was underage when she started). Out of respect for this actress, who’s proved to be…

Apparently someone else realized this earlier XD

As someone who was born and raised in suburban New Haven county, you are incorrect, sir. There’s a 96-98% chance.