We real cool
We left school
We lurk late
We strike straight
We sling fin
We spawn again
We jazz June
We die soon

Oh, crap. Exposed as a charlatan again. See why I'm in the grays on i09. I keep trying too hard and THEY WON'T LET ME IN.

Wait, this guy modeled a beholder and Tiamat before a succubus or Beezelbub? He should have his geek card revoked.

Monster is mad because it can't calculate THACO or figure out who has initiative. Blows it all off and says you don't save against enchantment..... and you're dead. Thanks for playing!

The shit with women isn't funny, just obnoxious.

Outstanding.

...often isn’t in line with BuzzFeed Life’s tone and editorial mission.

I prefer the terms “binky” and “bobo”.

This is near where the Diné came out of the ground. It might be happening again. If it is, my guess is that it might be bad for whitey.

I am a huge fan of Perry Bible Fellowship. I bought the book!

They will make a game where you have sex with the woman with soulless eyes. Then she will turn on you and chase you naked through the forrest of Nightmareland, across the Sea of Glass, and into the Fjords of Ennui... unless you can find the Bonosquatch, steal it’s essence, and defeat her.

Outstanding illustration.

outstanding

The guy running away is my new hero. He is on a pitch filled with professional soccer players who want to hit him and they can't FUCKING CATCH HIM. He is literally running circles around them. Ha, ha. No wonder they lost the game.

It doesn't work on Safari, maybe. On a 10.10.2 workstation with everything up to date (I think) it works with Chrome but not with Safari.

If the machine lets you play drums perfectly, you're still less than half way to being a proper "drummer".

Alexander the Great was buried in a sarcophagus filled with honey.

I keep bees, so I sometimes work with a good amount of honey. Dumping that much honey and then moving in an out of it would make a real mess. It looks like they have everything taped off, but if honey got through the plastic and into the floor or into wall board it will grow mold. Honey is hydroscopic, so eventually…

You forgot to tell us to try the veal.

*Waves hand*