So, she puts on her wizard's cap...

Too bad. I wanted to write a SNL skit where she points at Harry's groin with a pencil and says, "Leviosa" .

This is a dumb comment. They changed the rules of the game because of Dean Smith.

All four corners of the basketball universe are sad at this news.

I'd like to see more about Seattle at the goal line. I couldn't find your stats. I think Lynch averages 2.7 yards per carry inside the 20. It would be interesting to see what they have done in these situations this season. I agree with others on this thread that if the first words out of Collinsworth's mouth had been…

That was great. I love all of those "clueless gamer" segments.

NFL: Selling dicks to assholes.

What would be the best fight in boxing?

Didn't take you long to bite Marv in the back.

This is one of the most threadbare comments on any kind of crime post, and yet I really laughed at this. Well done. I bet you can make a meal out of leftovers.

Dead lizards are a feast for crows. Where are the crows?

Thanks for your reply. It makes the process much clearer.

I'm not totally unsophisticated and I read the whole article, but I am more confused now than when I started reading. This quotation is indecipherable to me:

I think that "Camilla Bowl" is called a bidet.

People don't realize how much work this takes. First you have to mine the bits, then make them into commands, then into objects, then routines, and then a game. If you are not determined, you shouldn't even start.

I concede.

Those commentators seem knowledgeable, but they must have dressed themselves.

No. Her thighs keep getting bigger.

Gallagher is a franchise. Meeting Gallagher is like meeting Shamu or Lassie. Which Gallagher did you meet?

That was my thought. I would like to bet on this "sport".