This is great. I love this. Everybody have a fantastic weekend!

This is why you never buy first generation hardware.

Usually it is required upon purchase of a home

“No HOA” was one of the absolutely essential parts of my home search a few years back, both as an auto enthusiast and as a musician.

So I think it’s pretty clear now that Bastion fucks.

This is the same guy who boasted about having a “Zero-Tolerance” policy on players with domestic violence and gun charges. Of course shortly after that he signed two players who had been arrested on gun charges. So this completes his hypocrisy Bingo.

...uh, that was probably already like that.

This is the silver lining in this awful story for me. I am completely amazed that Georgia pursued this case, used these laws to convict, and actually gave hefty sentences to these assholes.

six years on one count of violating Georgia’s street gang act

“I would never ...” = “I didn’t realize there would be consequences for my actions.” Which is why we are seeing an uptick in racist and anti-Semitic acts; people are getting the message that they can get away with it.

The aggregate fame of all the Steve Smith’s over the years has to add up to something substantial, right? I mean theres an NBA all-star and NFL all-pro in there among others.

This just shows you how isolated in their little bubble these people are. This guy clearly doesn’t know any trans people in real life; they are just some boogey-men out there that he imagines looks like John Cleese in a dress and acts like a sex-crazed lunatic. Faced with an actual, real-life trans person who just…

Someone hasn’t watched a warriors game this year

Telling someone to ‘kick rocks’ is great but offset by ‘I think he’s in love with me’.

After getting blue-balled by that flaccid trade deadline, NBA fans desperately needed a hot beef injection and this one really delivered a huge load.

That’s not the market. That’s one idiot owner grossly overvaluing a below average player.

This is a bad take and I hate the Celtics and don’t care about Paul Pierce at all.

I am absolutely crediting you when I title my auto-biography “A couple good punches to the meat”

I just opt for self-flagellation, slapping myself on the thigh, usually accompanied by a “god damnit,” “motherfucker” or something.

- It depends on the type of taco you’re eating. If it’s a regular, run-of-the-mill carne asada from the local taqueria, you pinch the the top and opposite end, and shove it in your mouth. If it’s a Dell Taco or Taco Bell type with lettuce and a hard shell, you leave it partially wrapped so that you don’t spill the…

I think the equivilant fast and easy street food in that part of the world are Empenadas.