For Honor doesn’t appeal to me as a multiplayer game, but that’s really cool art direction. That female barbarian is basically Boudica.

If it helps, his general political position is like a Ron Paul libertarian. That doesn’t make him wrong about any of this (especially the one about what liberals thought of him before all this) but it may help you to keep some distance.

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

That username is tops, bro. Lavitz/Albert are rad.

The commercials did it for me. Every single person in those 30 second spots was in a major crisis. Even that seemed to be too much.

Anyone who is complaining that a poorly shaped Pizza Hut pizza “ruined” their Valentine’s Day has an extremely different values system than I do.

Anyone that lives in a decent size city and orders Papa John’s, Domino’s, etc. over independent joints deserve what they get. Most cities have a decent pizza place, no one should ever have to subject themselves to this shit...

First wipe: 5 or 6

Either the average Deadspin reader is dumber than I thought (likely) or this is an extremely convoluted joke about what sort of person uses each webmail service.

This is what happens when your only two categories are “violent Islamic extremist terrorist” and “perfectly swell white guy”

I made Marcella Hazan’s tomato sauce once because I’d heard so much about it and I really don’t get what the fuss is. I ended up with bland greasy sauce that did not improve with age. Yes, I used the right tomatoes. It was one of the rare cases where I followed a recipe to the letter and that made me think never again.

Oracle of Ages/Seasons in top 3? I approve. I encourage every gamer to play these games. Honestly my favorite GBC games, even over Pokemon.

I personally prefer controllers for video games, since I use a mouse & keyboard at work all day. It helps separate the two, and keeps me from stressing the same muscles & joints from sunrise to sunset. You can argue that a rifle is better at hitting its target, but that doesn’t mean they should be competing in archery…

Nah. I like the feel of a controller and the trigger mechanism. Mouse clicks don’t feel as good.

“The Gish Gallop (also known as proof by verbosity^[1] and the Trump Tirade^[2]) is the fallacious debate tactic of drowning your opponent in a flood of individually-weak arguments in order to prevent rebuttal of the whole argument collection without great effort. The Gish Gallop is a belt-fed version of the on the…

A cab driver almost hit me on my bike two years ago when I had to swerve to avoid a pedestrian who stepped into the bike lane on Bleecker. He also honked his horn. The press never reported anything about it.

FE fandom

I disagree. It’s free. Of course it’s gonna be stripped down.

Nerd alert.

I was a really good competitive chess player until I was eleven and a half years old and started freaking out and just couldn’t deal with it anymore. (True.) By that age, of course, I was never gonna be elite anyway (also true).