It's a good thing someone has time to read all these comments and hang out here for hours on end. Someone as important and necessary to the world as… Sgt. Schlomo.

God what an ass you are.

Title: Old joke - guy waiting to be rescued from a flood, boat comes up, another boat, then a helicopter - he refuses to be rescued by them all, telling them "God will save me." He finally dies, sees God in heaven, and asks him why he didn't rescue him. God replies "I sent two boats and a helicopter, what else…