BINGO

They're also known as "actresses."

Yeah, this article in particular seems click-baity and designed solely to kick off some shit amongst the commentariat.

Oh—so we're gonna fight, Kitty? Is that what we're gonna do today?

It's that hot thing Esmerelda the Honduran Lady puts tuna casseroles in.

Now he just needs to be 400 pounds.

Hell, we had an entire History of WWII class where we mostly watched Why We Fight.

And no ever mentioned Kinja again, on penalty of torture.

And no private accounts, which also sucks.

And it's "Scatman" with a "c," whoever did the titles.

Which would be everybody including me, but if that's not available at launch, it's never going to be available. I'm not a naive child.

It's a Yard Sale Commenting System. Have some cake.

No, there's no nesting. It sucks.

Oh, who fucking cares anymore?

Thanks. I thought official functions might have been an exception for First Ladies.

Yeah. I guess I'm going.

OK, thanks—it was state occasions that would be the only exception I could think of.

Just the chihuahuas are.

If he dies of a heart attack, it'll be the same thing. All the yahoos will swear that Hillary built a secret passage in the '90s that she used to slip in and put digitalis in Trump's Diet Coke.

I just ordered that on blu-ray.