AKA "Mr. Blonde."

Carson's actually supposed to be a good neurosurgeon. He just doesn't know jack shit about anything else.

We didn't pay for her clothes, did we? I can't imagine that to be true.

We've got one tomorrow! It's feared that he'll announce a pardon for Joe Arpaio at it and start a riot! Yay!

There's a small… pigmentation… issue there.

He can't be.

You say that like it happened recently.

Nature wouldn't have had a chance to take its course, because he would have knocked the follicles out of Billy Zane's head.

More "picture lookers" than "readers."

Unrelated: there's no Newswire yet, but Sonny Landham died yesterday at 76: http://deadline.com/2017/08…

Or, you know, he just plays the guitar.

More or less. He's talked about how his blood pressure and cholesterol went totally out of control.

Jerry Hardin I'll allow, but Linda Evans or Merlin Olsen?

I've never experienced that, and I've eaten a lot of Mexican and Thai food.

It's kinda bristly up top.

He gained a shitload of weight doing the show. It's one of the reasons he stopped.

Or it's a torus.

Or if being described as such by John Mayer is a good or bad thing.

My warning was in jest. I sure didn't care about being a jerk to Bannon, either.

Like, Stan Lee-level woke?