"Fuck y'all! I look white!"

A defib implant is about the size of a pack of cigarettes (though a bit thicker)—my father had one. You could see a lump under the skin, but it was practically invisible under a T-shirt.

It was a legit threat for him. The Secret Service croaked several viable plots against him, but they won't say how many for fear of encouraging more or educating future perpetrators.

I agree—I've been saying that since the '90s—but the problem is that their implosion is such a painfully long process.

I don't think he's saying that. He's citing reasons why HC was the wrong candidate for 2016, and I agree. She was ice-skating uphill against almost 30 years of virulent hatred.

Almost as crazy as Hillary was to do so.

"Jeremiah Wright." Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.

Authentic frontier gibberish.

Ditto.

Well, they claim no HFCS (these days—who knows about back when): https://www.gogurt.com/tube/

Oddly, there's not as much open carry as you'd think. Part of that is that a lot of businesses (the free market at work!) have policies against it, and part of it is that we have legal unlicensed concealed carry.

I like it because it has spinach, peas and cauliflower.

The Republic was neutral in World War II, and anti-British sentiment may (as I said above, I'm not aware of any definitive proof) have led it to cooperate with Nazi Germany, to the extent of allowing itself to be a conduit for insertion of German agents into the UK, and it may have taken in some fugitives after the…

I figured it was all GoGurt and Lunchables in there, with some Sunny D to angry up the pancreas.

They're all barely better. At least Ruby Tuesday's has a decent salad bar.

I was helping a friend move overnight (because it was August in Phoenix), and we found ourselves at a Denny's at 4AM, and we were the only customers.

The chicken wonton tacos are more strange than bad, but not strange in an appealing way.

The breakfasts are mostly good. I like the ham a lot, and even that potato casserole, but the biscuits and (especially) the gravy are a disappointment.

A lot of millenials have been fat since kindergarten—I don't know if infinite fries is such a hot idea.

You surmised correctly.