Cholula is the Yahoo Mail.

>>> I drank malt liquor and $7 a fifth bottom shelf bourbon pretty often. (Pretty often, meaning, like daily for years.)

Except for Al Czervik, who wanted to destroy a country club and golf course.

Well, in fairness, you hadn't yet reached the Age of Reason.

Well, a lot of them will probably get stoned for it off your legal weed, so that just might happen.

I made my own back then, instead of relying on my parents like a lazy welfare cheat.

When he needed the money.

There's sun-hiding on many sides.

And probably Jen Kirkman's total apathy about Dorothy Parker wasn't.

I thought these guys loved the free market!

ROCK AND ROLLER COLA WARS!!!!!

Hunter Thompson once suggested fencing Oklahoma off as a "white trash penal colony."

I have a spare 300 bucks right now. I should walk over to Wal-mart and buy a shotgun.

I'd put money on them spending a lot of time on the dark web.

But the only reason the manufacturing jobs were ever good jobs is because they were union jobs, so they're gonna have a problem there, said the middle-aged former Rust Belt resident.

The Republic of Ireland probably (SFAIK, it can't be proven) took some, too.

That's horrible. Things like that are the reason I'm never getting on one.

Ben Schwartz did Roald Dahl without doing enough research to learn that RD was an anti-Semite. That one got weird fast.

I'm curious, like a cat.

Not "Tanglefoot Rabbit?"