That just gives the market further to fall. Record stock market highs fill me with fear.

See, that's what I heard about the Diplomatic Security Service, but the person I heard it from might be a little biased.

It's a chain of gas station/convenience stores.

I haven't been to that location of that club, but I don't even know if the 32nd Street Christie's is still open, since I haven't been there in 25 years.

They have Aldi's in Virginia now, at least Williamsburg.

They're Osco/Albertsons out here. Or Osco/Safeway, since the Safe/Alb merger.

Worse than HE Butt?

If you have a "British store" near you, HP "chilli" flavor is essentially a curry ketchup.

Speaking of bad.

Ralph's is a Kroger chain now. The family sold it some years back, and I believe one of them went on to lose his ass investing in Barnes & Noble.

Yep, but when I say they should teach Flannery O'Connor in the elementary schools down there, people tell me I'm crazy.

We briefly had a Shoney's at Priest and Baseline.

Y'all need some Waffle Houses out there. I was trying to find breakfast out in El Monte, and had to go to IHOP like a schmuck.

When they went kablooey in Phoenix, Patti Kirkpatrick (who I had a massive crush on before this) reported the closures, and then turned to her co-anchor and said, "Well, that's terrible for all those people that lost their jobs, but where am I going to get my _______ (I can't remember what kind she said) donuts every…

Grocery stores, but they're 59 cents apiece now.

I mentioned Phoenix's BoSa outlets up/down-thread. They beat the snot out of DD and KK.

McDonalds' is worse, as are most other fast food chains. I can't think of one that's actually good.

Their sandwiches are genuinely good.

We've got BoSa doughnuts in Phoenix, but they may not be strictly local, as I saw one in Los Angeles, too.

That'll have to wait for the revolution.