Just like Dahmer!

Of course not. He's not Bobby Seale

Certainly not the viewers of According to Jim. Courtney Thorne-Smith's presence can't paper over everything.

I beat you by about two seconds, but I'm not a winner.

Jim Belushi.

They become Italian racecar drivers?

Legally, they couldn't. Paramount has movie stuff and CBS has TV stuff.

AKA "Space Hawk."

No shit. This just gets messier and messier.

It would look just fine.

There's a certain amount of that in RedTube, too.

"I'm gonna go be a babysitter in Chicago, loser!"

Oh, God—now I'm afraid of a thinkpiece on Noisey about the emergence of a "Trumpcore" scene in Brooklyn.

Mel Brooks was a combat engineer who disarmed mines in Europe.

You'd hope.

No kidding. He looked well into middle age 10 years before KK on Happy Days.

He sounds like a real asshole.

"They like 'em too fat in Europe. Moooooo. Huh? Am I right, fellas? Sure I am. You've seen the pornos."

"And this one wants to blow up the moon!"

Michael Crichton raises his hand.