Teddy Pendergrass, for example.

Ah. Thanks. I don't have cable.

Uh, no, Peg.

Or adventure show babies.

And there's no way he could resist doing so.

Also, they're uncultured.

And local milk people are spoiled by too many government subsidies.

I usually have a protein bar and coffee for breakfast, but I have a nasty tendency to get into things like peanut butter and crackers if I get stoned at night.

Hmm. I don't think it's a positive sign that they're emulating Cafe Rio/Qdoba.

Eppytoemee?

Where? I haven't seen it in AZ yet, not that I need to be eating it.

Does he even bench, bro?

I just got cleared, 11 years after surgery, to do squats and deadlifts again.

I've been considering that fasting thing. I've had the same 20-25 pounds that need to go for about 18 months now, and I've wearied.

I'm graying on the sides, and thinning a little at the front, but I'm still ahead of my father (whose hairline started retreating at 45), so I win.

Based on his appearance, I'd guess the picture in his attic is probably getting hired to do cologne ads over David Beckham.

He didn't say it was in the ground. Or coated in concrete and plaster.

Forty shouldn't look that bad.

That was the first thing I thought: This guy is a mess for his age.

That gum they make out of expired condoms and stale peppermint bark.