Steven Berkoff! That's who I was thinking of!

That's not fair. Kronsteen had a hairline.

Oh, if only someone would.

They get cranky when you don't treat them as if they were wizards.

The .WAV Club

"Okay. I'll get a table."

Was this related to confusion over "The Guyver?"

Boy, howdy—no, it isn't.

I can't be alone.

"Did I do that?"

"I'll make you travel-size!!"

I've seen Hooper and Cannonball Run.

That was the shingles talking.

She just wanted to emulate Harrison Ford!

I was shocked to find out their kinkiness was so lame and resulted in self-loathing choices of fantasy figures.

They break easy.

"Mother—could I have some more petite marshmallows in my cocoa, please?"

There are also dudes who are into seeing age-appropriate women misbehave in mild ways.

Your theory makes more sense.

Perhaps she had once been a frog and was only recently returned to personhood.