Caitlyn picked it up from Kylie, who's a sucker for every passing fad she sees on Goop and a terrible influence in general.

So no photos of them on the training potty tagged with their names that will live forever on Google Image Search?

My father thought I fucked up his life plans, so it does work both ways.

That's probably not a controversial opinion.

It was better than you'd think. I watched it just for Kathryn Hahn and Mila Kunis, and I ended up liking it enough that I'm down for the sequel.

Well, so do Molly Shannon and Katie Aselton (the latter of whom probably needs some recompense for being married to Mark DuPlass). I'm not familiar with Bridget Everett's work.

I remember that bit.

Refresh my memory.

True and worse story than my first one. A friend and I were stopped at a light when two women stopped next to us, and one said, "We'll show you our tits for five bucks."

I was too surprised to come up with a witty rejoinder, and anyway, they were blasting by at about 40 miles an hour, so they wouldn't have heard it anyway.

Tough call—mostly, they're either too scrawny and weak (Kushner, Miller) to pick it up, or so old, fat and decrepit (Bannon, Tillerson) that they'd tear a rotator cuff throwing it, assuming the exertion alone wasn't the equivalent of jamming a M-80 into one of their aortas.

Not dumb, like people say, Michael!

Most TVs that I've seen have left and right RCA plug outs, unless that's been eliminated recently.

They called you because you were expert?

Or Auric Goldfinger.

Yes, but it didn't portray him in a wholly positive light, which is what he demands.

Graded on the curve of "blonde Republican mouthpieces," true, but the heart wants what it wants, without much input from the brain.

I think she's more attractive than Ivanka.

I'd forgotten that even existed.

Showgirls and Duets are both bad, but they don't belong in the sub-gutter with White Chicks and The Room.