The only reason that car has a roof rack.

I want Madonna and Glass to have to fight to the death for it.

So… "pod racing?"

In Twinkies?

She was captured, for a time, by the overwhelming sexual charisma of Jerry Brown.

We have to cover this every time.

The last time anyone called me that, I was walking to the grocery store, and since it was December in Arizona, I was wearing a white zip-up pullover.

That we know of…

OK—now I really want to watch Deafwood and see what the ASL is for "cocksucker."

Some of the Good Eats eps are (or were, the last time I looked) on Amazon Prime.)

You mean Pam Grier 2.0 with the cross?

"Have the Backstreet Boys killed."

Assistant Deputy Undersecretary of Funbags.

This has to have Martin Cinemax worried.

He had a good PBS show that I miss.

You know he's into some weird stuff.

Oh, yeah—this asshole. I'd forgotten he even existed, the pencil eraser-headed clown.

Was she from Florida or Arizona?

There were plentiful prototypes in the '50s.

Surrealist painters, on the other hand…