Better than bending your Wookiee.

He didn't get as far in politics as he has by not being an actor. He has to sell the move to the schmoes.

Graham's been bleating about how bad it'll be for Trump if he fires Sessions. Oooh—big tough guy.

>>he took a share of the blame

The vermin got to stand on their awful principles, but McCain took the bullet because he's gonna be dead soon and some other shitbird Republican will be in his seat, so who among the Senate Repubs cares?

Democrats really screwed up letting that name stick. No D should ever have called the ACA "Obamacare."

Bingo. No one should ever think that his vote was the result of principles, honor or humanity.

Man, I understand your feelings, but if I were composing the headline, it would be, "At End of Useless, Destructive Life, Blind Pig Finds Acorn."

Ah. Okay.

See, you say it like that, it sounds like it would be fun.

Nah, it's fine until the end. The end is a complete mess.

I refer you to :48.

They're from England, and who gives a shit?

That's what you get when RAM and hard drive space are cheap.

I heard, from a friend, that those porn star documentaries aren't really all that racy.

"Jazz hands!"

I was being a jerk. It's their parents who are the real problem.

Not the kid that got crushed by a plasma TV?

Aw.

Pickle, are you okay? Are you okay, Pickle?